I argue with myself because I like winning.
Category: Tweets
I have always been afraid of going insane. Now that I’ve paused life for a bit of self-discovery, I see that my greater fear was going sane.
Lucille Ball co-created I Love Lucy the same year she had her first baby, and the same year she turned 40. #imallright
Looking into green jobs that use less electricity, have less electronic waste, are outside, are more physical- farmer, hike leader, hooker…
I’m reading Codependent No More and my first instinct is to buy a copy for everyone I know. #codependentjokes
Watched a huge night lightning storm from the plane, more beautiful & epic than any FX… a colorful, overwhelming strobe show of God’s ADD.
People pay so much for hot yoga. I do it for free in my non-airconditioned house. #sweatyforfree #drippyathome #doinggrossyogainmyroom
I’d look right with a pit bull. We both look tired, have no eyelashes or eyebrows, have gymnast legs, pug noses, & scare people sometimes.
Just bought a new pair of shoes for the first time in years. You know what it comes with? A SHOEBOX!!! 🙂 I had forgotten. #simplejoys
I’m always careful to not wear too much make-up on our street so as to not be mistaken for a man. #hollywood #trannies
